WTF is this?????
OK OK OK.. I know what you're thinking, "Well, Florida did win a Football National Championship and 2 Basketball National Championship in recent years, they have a lot to party about" Yes, my dear dear child, this is true..But let's think this crap out... Ok every year, the Princeton Review goes around asking question after question surveying student after student (this article highlights that over 120,00 students were surveyed) to come to their final ranking of colleges in partying, biomedical engineering, and fucking hot females... However, you have to realize one SMALL detail.. Even if they are surveying 120,000 people for this ranking, they are leaving out somebody...THE PEOPLE HUNGOVER FROM THE PREVIOUS NIGHT'S PARTY...The mofos down at UF party.. yes they do but NOBODY PARTIES LIKE A VOLUNTEER....Shit they surveyed 120,000 people-- we can get almost that much at one football game (i understand the results would be only slightly skewed)...Florida students get up and go to class the next day..which is why they can take pointless surveys to vote for themselves to become the best party school...Tennessee students are running to class with the same clothes from last night looking like a train just hit them and they miss the survey that was taken at the first part of class...or shit they just don't even bother to make it.. All i'm sayin.. is in the south you're either a Volunteer or a F(lorida). A(labama). G(eorgia)......
