Showing posts with label Tennessee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tennessee. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Some of y'all may not know this but...

I AM ALL VOL... I love everything orange and everything the vocal, Bruce Pearl and Lane Kiffin, have done. I especially love what Kiffin is doing in his first 12 months on board, as highlighted here...

I'm going to try to do a better job of posting on here. Yes, I have said that before, but this time I mean it. I guess you'll believe it when you see it.

Ok this next topic might ruffle a few feathers, but who would I be if I really cared. Apparently Jessica Simpson is all upset because her dog died. Read about it here..

Now I understand we as people have sometimes unhealthy relationships with our pets. We treat them almost as equal to humans. Some people, I hear, have even invested in doggie strollers??? WTF? BUT GOOD LORD. I'm sorry if I don't feel totally horrible for Miss Daisy Dukes herself... Woman, you have done movies AND music.. Buy a new dog... Buy 300 new dogs... Your life is not and will not ever be THAT bad. Her friends say that she's at the lowest point of her life. GIVE ME A BREAK. No, I'm not so naive to think that celebrities don't have the same problems with relationships and life in general as every other joe blow out there. But i'm also not so naive to think that someone having money's life isn't easier than the rest. You have millions from your tenny bop music career. Then you stole every teenage (all ages for that matter) boys heart as Daisy Duke...

All I'm saying is your life is not down in the dumps. The recession is very real in the world of "normal" folks but for you, my dear, will never have to worry about it..

That is all...

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

2 posts 1 day...HaNg On To YoUr HaTs

WTF is this?????

OK OK OK.. I know what you're thinking, "Well, Florida did win a Football National Championship and 2 Basketball National Championship in recent years, they have a lot to party about" Yes, my dear dear child, this is true..But let's think this crap out... Ok every year, the Princeton Review goes around asking question after question surveying student after student (this article highlights that over 120,00 students were surveyed) to come to their final ranking of colleges in partying, biomedical engineering, and fucking hot females... However, you have to realize one SMALL detail.. Even if they are surveying 120,000 people for this ranking, they are leaving out somebody...THE PEOPLE HUNGOVER FROM THE PREVIOUS NIGHT'S PARTY...The mofos down at UF party.. yes they do but NOBODY PARTIES LIKE A VOLUNTEER....Shit they surveyed 120,000 people-- we can get almost that much at one football game (i understand the results would be only slightly skewed)...Florida students get up and go to class the next day..which is why they can take pointless surveys to vote for themselves to become the best party school...Tennessee students are running to class with the same clothes from last night looking like a train just hit them and they miss the survey that was taken at the first part of class...or shit they just don't even bother to make it.. All i'm sayin.. is in the south you're either a Volunteer or a F(lorida). A(labama). G(eorgia)......