You know that saying, "You can't bullshit a bullshitter." Well to me the statement is flawed from jump street. Like everything in life, I believe there are different levels in each classification of anything. There are different levels of religious folk (i.e. your devout christians, fair-weather christians, etc.) I mean that there are some bad bullshitters out there, you know, the guys you can smell a mile away. I see myself being one of those supreme bullshitters. Like my "About Me" section, I can make you lie to yourself about something you know to be true. Bullshitting is a skill, there are those who are great at it and there are those who should not make their living as a Sports Talk Radio Host (or any host for that matter) or as a Lawyer. Now this isn't to say that bad bullshitters cannot climb up the "Ladder of Bullshit," if you will. Like any skill, Perfect Practice makes Perfect. (On that note, "Practice makes perfect" is bullshit in it's own. If you are bad at something, say, like golf, and you practice the same bad shot every hole spinning into yourself into a state of irate that you've never been before in your life, then you will be the worst golf player ever known to the game. Practice makes habit so Perfect Practice makes Perfect) Ok...Sorry about that. Now where were we?
If you want to become the best bullshitter out there and get yourself out of any situation like a speeding ticket that will suspend your license (i like the excuse, "Officer, I was speeding to the next exit because I am about to have a extreme case of diarrhea."), then get into arguments that don't matter any chance you get. However, this may cause problems in your inner circles , i.e. they may become smaller in some cases. Nonetheless, you will become the best bullshitter out there and maybe one day, just one day, you MIGHT be able to step toe to toe with THE JUST ONE...
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