There are things that you learn about yourself on a consistent basis. There are some things that just spring up on you because you been in some sort of cycle of the same crap where you're making the same mistake over and over again. People have a unique way of adapting themselves to any situation. Whether it be finding superhuman strength when you're in a life or death situation, or you're just moving to a new city finding things that you can do for recreation. We change ourselves and the way we interact with things because we have to. I'm learning that i'm consistently changing. I never stay one way or the other. I'm totally becoming fine with it. I'm being myself, and that's all we can as for right? Not if someone else will be themselves, it's if you can be happy with who you really are inside. I'm not saying I think I'm perfect nor am I totally happy with my habits and/or vices. I'm just sayin for the first time, I'm coming to terms with who I am and i'm damn proud of who i'm becoming...

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HEY! Horny Drunk Guy... STEP AWAY FROM THE GIRL

HEY! You! Yea you! Yea you, drunk ass, salivating over the poor passed out girl. Leave her the hell alone... I don't know if you have low self esteem or a lack of any esteem but you need to understand just because the woman can't give you an audible NO that doesn't give you the right to force yourself upon her.. FUCKFACE, I said step away from the girl....

What the hell is wrong with you people? Now, I may be THE JUST ONE but i'll admit i've had my fair share of horny drunk nights but i've never used that as an excuse to force myself upon a female.. For any MAN who thinks this is an open invite to do as they please is an effing BOY... i'm tired of your dumbass giving a bad name to the entire male species...

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WTF is this?????

OK OK OK.. I know what you're thinking, "Well, Florida did win a Football National Championship and 2 Basketball National Championship in recent years, they have a lot to party about" Yes, my dear dear child, this is true..But let's think this crap out... Ok every year, the Princeton Review goes around asking question after question surveying student after student (this article highlights that over 120,00 students were surveyed) to come to their final ranking of colleges in partying, biomedical engineering, and fucking hot females... However, you have to realize one SMALL detail.. Even if they are surveying 120,000 people for this ranking, they are leaving out somebody...THE PEOPLE HUNGOVER FROM THE PREVIOUS NIGHT'S PARTY...The mofos down at UF party.. yes they do but NOBODY PARTIES LIKE A VOLUNTEER....Shit they surveyed 120,000 people-- we can get almost that much at one football game (i understand the results would be only slightly skewed)...Florida students get up and go to class the next day..which is why they can take pointless surveys to vote for themselves to become the best party school...Tennessee students are running to class with the same clothes from last night looking like a train just hit them and they miss the survey that was taken at the first part of class...or shit they just don't even bother to make it.. All i'm sayin.. is in the south you're either a Volunteer or a F(lorida). A(labama). G(eorgia)......

You have to apologize to be forgiven...

This is what we call a public apology.

Breaking News: Thinking Too Much Kills Relationships...

Many times in relationships we find ourselves either overreacting about a particular instance where your loved one did not call you back when they said they would, when they haven't done this the previous 8,000 times. OR we find ourselves, thinking what the hell did I do to make him/her think that I'm out to get her, we're in this together, right? (That's the definition of a relationship) Well, I'm sorry to say folks, but this thought is sooo wrong. Now, I'm talking to my 18-23 crowd who isn't married, especially to my guys. Your relationship/friendship is not about you and her working together to get the most out of life. It is her trying to mold you into something she can see herself with in the future. So when she flips out about a little thing that you had NO IDEA would elicit such a reaction, it's because she's frustrated. She's frustrated because her futile attempts at making you that "knight in shining armor" she's been dreaming of have wound up in the crapper.

Now here's one of the things that gets under my skin THE most... I have this ex-girlfriend who i have tried to be cordial with, because for some reason I didn't want to burn that bridge. You know, I make small talk make sure she thinks i'm interested in what she has going on in her life but I find myself asking why (over and over and over again)? Why do I make such attempts to remain her friend when she thinks I have to be all about her or not? She will send me oh about 12,000 instant messages without one response from me like she doesn't need me to have a conversation, which she really doesn't. She thinks soo damn much that when she doesn't get a response from me her mind starts churning and next thing you know, I deleted her out of my phone and never want to talk to her again (at least that's what's going on in her mind) How bout we just think? If I don't respond, I'm either not at my computer or I'm ignoring her, which could be a very good explanation, BUT why would i want to bring the headache onto myself? I don't like her hating me or thinking i'm hating her so that's out of the question. So, it has to be I'm not at the computer, which is 99.9% of the time (the other .1% is when I'm at my computer but i'm listening to music/typing a paper and i don't see her im come up)... 

ALL i'm saying is, Stop thinking... Not to stop the functioning of the most important part of your body...I'm just pleading with all the women out there, the ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, friend girls, moms, sisters, ALL OF YOU.. Give us the benefit of the doubt, we like hitting our fingers with a hammer as much as we like being in this situation with you... Don't over think situations. Take them as they are. We already have no clue what you want from us (such is the downfall of the male gender). Just give us a break. I swear if that comes true even THE JUST ONE will find a girl to spend his life with... I believe I already have...

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